The Greatest Hits of Shitty Spam Headers

      "RotatingHairIron"

      "TomatoGiantTree"

      "StainlessSteelKnifeSet"

      "WindshieldTool"

       "NoMoreCellulite"

       "TimeSharesCorp"

       "GourmetKaffe"

       "WhisperQuietJuicer"

       "ThePediPistol"

       "HairRemovingCrystalPads"

Congratulations, Marketing Gurus.

You have succeeded in arousing not the slightest bit of consumer curiosity (except for how they beat the spam blocker, and their alarming frequency). Though, "ThePediPistol" and "RotatingHairIron"... I was almost curious enough to see just how stupid they looked.